This morning

I have to be to work by 7:00 am this week.  It’s not easy for me.  This morning I get to work at 6:45 am and I’m hyped to be on time.  While my computer is booting I do a little stretch and RIP there goes the crotch on my pants.  SHIT.  So I drive home, sit in traffic due to a 4 SUV pile up.  Get home, change and now I can’t find my work badge.  SHIT. Turns out it fell off when I got out of my car getting home.  Finally found it, drove back to work then I get to listen to moron’s I work with talk about religon.  Not sure what I did to deserve all this.