{"id":1600,"date":"2010-02-25T15:28:15","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T15:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nullozinejr.com\/zine\/?p=1600"},"modified":"2010-02-25T15:28:15","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T15:28:15","slug":"this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/2010\/02\/25\/this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"This morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/pants1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1601\" title=\"pants\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/pants1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/pants1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/pants1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>I have to be to work by 7:00 am this week. \u00a0It&#8217;s not easy for me. \u00a0This morning I get to work at 6:45 am and I&#8217;m hyped to be on time. \u00a0While my computer is booting I do a little stretch and RIP there goes the crotch on my pants. \u00a0SHIT. \u00a0So I drive home, sit in traffic due to a 4 SUV pile up. \u00a0Get home, change and now I can&#8217;t find my work badge. \u00a0SHIT. Turns out it fell off when I got out of my car getting home. \u00a0Finally found it, drove back to work then I get to listen to moron&#8217;s I work with talk about religon. \u00a0Not sure what I did to deserve all this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to be to work by 7:00 am this week. \u00a0It&#8217;s not easy for me. \u00a0This morning I get to work at 6:45 am and I&#8217;m hyped to be on time. \u00a0While my computer is booting I do a little stretch and RIP there goes the crotch on my pants. \u00a0SHIT. \u00a0So I drive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me-me-me"],"wppr_data":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1j9K4-pO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}