{"id":2064,"date":"2010-06-21T03:15:53","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T03:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nullozinejr.com\/zine\/?p=2064"},"modified":"2010-06-21T03:15:53","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T03:15:53","slug":"best-bottle-opener-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/2010\/06\/21\/best-bottle-opener-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"best bottle opener ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"so fun\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pamperedchef.com\/images\/product\/resized\/2692_enlarge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/>Our cabin in Wisconsin had one of these which was so fun to open a beer with. \u00a0Made you feel like a real man. \u00a0Ha, like that&#8217;s possible with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our cabin in Wisconsin had one of these which was so fun to open a beer with. \u00a0Made you feel like a real man. \u00a0Ha, like that&#8217;s possible with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-funniness"],"wppr_data":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1j9K4-xi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}