{"id":3090,"date":"2011-01-17T17:18:42","date_gmt":"2011-01-17T17:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nullozinejr.com\/zine\/?p=3090"},"modified":"2011-01-17T17:18:42","modified_gmt":"2011-01-17T17:18:42","slug":"texting-girl-falls-into-mall-fountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/2011\/01\/17\/texting-girl-falls-into-mall-fountain\/","title":{"rendered":"texting girl falls into mall fountain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object id=\"1984673\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"464\" height=\"282\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/MTk4NDY3Mw==\" \/><\/object>People I work with think this will happen to me since I&#8217;m the only one here that texts. \u00a0Yes, they are all old and probably couldn&#8217;t text and walk without falling down.<span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People I work with think this will happen to me since I&#8217;m the only one here that texts. \u00a0Yes, they are all old and probably couldn&#8217;t text and walk without falling down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-funniness"],"wppr_data":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1j9K4-NQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}