{"id":3299,"date":"2011-03-18T20:57:20","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T20:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/?p=3299"},"modified":"2011-03-18T21:20:13","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T21:20:13","slug":"perhaps-this-explains-why-fuzz-took-my-board-on-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/2011\/03\/18\/perhaps-this-explains-why-fuzz-took-my-board-on-accident\/","title":{"rendered":"Perhaps this explains why Fuzz took my board on accident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/fuzz-carleigh-bombs1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/fuzz-carleigh-bombs1-640x359.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"carleigh was done with her car bomb way before fuzz\" width=\"640\" height=\"359\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/fuzz-carleigh-bombs1-640x359.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/fuzz-carleigh-bombs1.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s either the car bombs or the secret love for Thunders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s either the car bombs or the secret love for Thunders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-funniness"],"wppr_data":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1j9K4-Rd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3299"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3306,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3299\/revisions\/3306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}