{"id":571,"date":"2009-06-02T21:19:04","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T21:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nullozinejr.com\/zine\/?p=571"},"modified":"2009-06-02T21:19:04","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T21:19:04","slug":"the-nuggets-were-as-flat-as-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/2009\/06\/02\/the-nuggets-were-as-flat-as-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nuggets were as flat as cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-572\" title=\"anthony carmelos birthday cake\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/nuggets-cake1.jpg\" alt=\"anthony carmelos birthday cake\" width=\"485\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/nuggets-cake1.jpg 485w, https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/nuggets-cake1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/>My brother Steve (left) and homie Zach went to game 6 of the West Conf Finals. \u00a0We were pretty hyped to get a piece of Carmelo&#8217;s birthday cake. \u00a0Too bad the Nuggets would come out as flat as the cake.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-573\" title=\"Zakk Wylde played the national anthem\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/nuggets-zakk1.jpg\" alt=\"Zakk Wylde played the national anthem\" width=\"485\" height=\"686\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/nuggets-zakk1.jpg 485w, https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/nuggets-zakk1-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/>Yeap, Zakk Wylde played the national anthem. \u00a0Pretty funny.I didn&#8217;t take any more pictures. \u00a0That&#8217;s how bad the game was. \u00a0Next year Nuggets!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother Steve (left) and homie Zach went to game 6 of the West Conf Finals. \u00a0We were pretty hyped to get a piece of Carmelo&#8217;s birthday cake. \u00a0Too bad the Nuggets would come out as flat as the cake.Yeap, Zakk Wylde played the national anthem. \u00a0Pretty funny.I didn&#8217;t take any more pictures. \u00a0That&#8217;s how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jock-news"],"wppr_data":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1j9K4-9d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}