{"id":863,"date":"2009-09-02T23:50:58","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T23:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nullozinejr.com\/zine\/?p=863"},"modified":"2009-09-02T23:50:58","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T23:50:58","slug":"dont-mess-with-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/2009\/09\/02\/dont-mess-with-texas\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess With Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.explosm.net\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"alamo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.explosm.net\/db\/files\/Comics\/Rob\/im-a-texan-myself-so-its-okay-please-dont-kill-me.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" \/><\/a>This made me laugh when a coworker sent me the link.Prolly wont be able to update much in the next couple days as I&#8217;m in a class.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This made me laugh when a coworker sent me the link.Prolly wont be able to update much in the next couple days as I&#8217;m in a class.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-funniness"],"wppr_data":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1j9K4-dV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}