{"id":980,"date":"2009-10-08T03:29:06","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T03:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nullozinejr.com\/zine\/?p=980"},"modified":"2009-10-08T03:29:06","modified_gmt":"2009-10-08T03:29:06","slug":"morons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/2009\/10\/08\/morons\/","title":{"rendered":"morons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/africa\/8294858.stm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"moron\" src=\"http:\/\/newsimg.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/46513000\/jpg\/_46513216_226-pirates.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"226\" height=\"170\" \/><\/a>Click the photo for pure awesomeness. \u00a0Pirates attempted to overtake a Navy ship and no, it&#8217;s not the Onion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click the photo for pure awesomeness. \u00a0Pirates attempted to overtake a Navy ship and no, it&#8217;s not the Onion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-funniness"],"wppr_data":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1j9K4-morons","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nullozinejr.com\/zine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}